Первоапрельское обновление VK 2014 года, переделанное под My Little Pony
// ==UserScript==
// @name Pone (Doge)
// @description Первоапрельское обновление VK 2014 года, переделанное под My Little Pony
// @include http*://vk.com/*
// @include http*://vk.com
// @version 2.4
// @grant none
// @author
// @namespace http://complynx.net
// ==/UserScript==
var newHeight = 150;
var newWidth = 150;
//This all is for the case, file "doge.js" is removed from VK
var Doge = {
show: function() {
//Generate random number, range 1-9
var randomNumber = Math.floor((Math.random() * 9) + 1);
//var src = 'http://img-fotki.yandex.ru/get/9801/110173670.0/0_a8950_afd76e46_orig';
//var src = '/images/pics/doge'+(window.devicePixelRatio >= 2 ? '_2x' : '')+'.png';
//Show pone only if random number is equal to 1
if (randomNumber == 1) {
if (Doge.shown) {
return false;
}
Doge.shown = true;
dogeDom = ge('vk_doge');
if (!dogeDom) {
var src;
var randomPony = Math.floor((Math.random() * 5) + 1);
//Pinkie Pie
if (randomPony == 1) {
src = "http://img-fotki.yandex.ru/get/6820/110173670.0/0_b4a7b_9ce89295_orig";
newHeight = 150;
newWidth = 150;
}
//Derpy
else if (randomPony == 2) {
src = "http://img-fotki.yandex.ru/get/9801/110173670.0/0_a8950_afd76e46_orig";
newHeight = 150;
newWidth = 150;
}
//Twilight Sparkle
else if (randomPony == 3) {
src = "http://img-fotki.yandex.ru/get/6812/110173670.0/0_b4eea_e1387f90_orig";
newHeight = 150;
newWidth = 150;
}
//Applejack
else if (randomPony == 4) {
src = "https://img-fotki.yandex.ru/get/6735/110173670.1/0_cd171_354fb32d_orig";
newHeight = 187;
newWidth = 150;
}
//Princess Celestia
else {
src = "https://img-fotki.yandex.ru/get/15582/110173670.0/0_bdcab_6e9d136c_orig";
newHeight = 200;
newWidth = 278;
}
var dogeDom = ce('a', {
id: 'vk_doge',
innerHTML: '<div style="font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\', cursive; font-size: 24px; position: absolute; margin-top: -56px; width: 150px; text-align: center; opacity: 0;filter: alpha(opacity=0);">MAGIC</div><img src="'+src+'" width="' + newWidth + '" height=' + newHeight + '">',
}, {
position: 'fixed',
bottom: -newHeight,
right: 4,
width: newWidth,
height: newHeight,
padding: '35px 35px 0px 35px',
zIndex: 110
});
utilsNode.appendChild(dogeDom);
debugLog('add event here', Doge.over);
addEvent(dogeDom, 'mouseover', Doge.over);
}
debugLog(dogeDom);
show(dogeDom);
animate(dogeDom, {bottom: -56}, {duration: 200})
setTimeout(Doge.hide, 8000);
}
},
over: function() {
if (Doge.wasOver) {
return false;
}
Doge.wasOver = true;
var dogeDom = ge('vk_doge');
var dogeTxt = dogeDom.firstChild;
animate(dogeDom, {bottom: 0}, 200, function() {
setTimeout(function() {
animate(dogeDom, {bottom: -newHeight}, 200, function() {
Doge.updateLikes();
setTimeout(function() {
fadeOut(dogeTxt, 800, function() {
hide(dogeDom);
Doge.wasOver = false;
Doge.shown = false;
});
}, 500)
});
animate(dogeTxt, {opacity: 1, color: '#C35AC3', marginTop: -90}, 200);
}, 300)
});
animate(dogeTxt, {opacity: 1}, 300);
setTimeout(function(){utilsNode.removeChild(dogeDom);}, 2000)
},
hide: function() {
var dogeDom = ge('vk_doge');
animate(dogeDom, {bottom: -newHeight}, 200, function() {
hide(dogeDom);
Doge.wasOver = false;
Doge.shown = false;
});
},
updateLikes: function() {
var likes = geByClass('post_like_link');
for (var i in likes) {
likes[i].innerHTML = 'My Little Like';
}
var onlines = geByClass('online');
for(var i in onlines) {
if (onlines[i].tagName == 'SPAN') {
onlines[i].innerHTML = 'So Online';
}
}
},
initSound: function(url) {
if (!window.Sound) {
cur.sound = {play: function () {}, stop: function() {}};
} else {
cur.sound = new Sound(url, {forceMp3: true, forcePath: url});
}
},
blowTimer: function(el) {
if (cur.blowing) {
return false;
}
if (cur.blowed) {
return nav.go(el);
}
Doge.initSound('mp3/boom.mp3');
cur.blowing = true;
var st = 'style="font-size: 2em; text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"';
showDoneBox('<div ' + st + '>3</div>', {w: 20, out: 3000});
var start = new Date().getTime(), el = geByClass1('top_result_baloon');
var interval = setInterval(function() {
var now = 3000 - (new Date().getTime() - start);
if (now <= 0) {
clearInterval(interval);
Doge.blowImages();
} else {
el.innerHTML = '<div ' + st + '>' + Math.ceil(now / 1000) + '</div>';
}
}, 100);
},
blowImages: function() {
var imgs = geByTag('img', bodyNode);
cur.sound.play();
each(imgs, function(i, img) {
if (img.parentNode === bodyNode || !isVisible(img)) return;
var sz = getSize(img), pos = getXY(img),
centerPos = [lastWindowWidth / 2, scrollGetY() + lastWindowHeight / 2], centerSz = [0, 0], bg, step = 1500;
if (!sz[0] || !sz[1]) return;
bg = ce('div', {}, {width: sz[0], height: sz[1], backgroundColor: '#f1f1f1', display: 'inline-block', border: '0px', margin: '0px', padding: '0px'});
img.parentNode.insertBefore(bg, img);
bodyNode.insertBefore(img, domFC(bodyNode));
setStyle(img, {position: 'absolute', left: pos[0], top: pos[1], width: sz[0], height: sz[1], zIndex: 100});
var dx = pos[0] - centerPos[0] + (sz[0] - centerSz[0]) / 2,
dy = pos[1] - centerPos[1] + (sz[1] - centerSz[1]) / 2;
animate(img, {left: pos[0] + step * dx / Math.abs(dx), top: step * dy / Math.abs(dx)}, {duration: 1000, transition: Fx.Transitions.linear, onComplete: function() {
re(img);
cur.blowing = false;
cur.blowed = true;
}})
});
},
eof:1
};
try {
stManager.done('doge.js');
}
catch(e)
{
}
//*/
window.Doge = Doge;
if (stManager) {
stManager.add('page.js', function() {
var oldlike = wall.likeIt;
wall.likeIt = function() {
Doge.show();
return oldlike.apply(this, arguments);
};
});
}