Replaces modern words/phrases with Shakespearean language on dynamic websites like Medium.com
A browser userscript that doth maketh thine webpages more... Elizabethan.
Hast thou ever readeth a webpage and wonder'd:
"What if this article were written by the Bard himself?"
Wonder no more.
Presenting: shakespeare.exe — a userscript for Violentmonkey that automatically translates normal, modern English text into Shakespearean style.
Witty? ✔️
Confusing? ✔️
Absolutely unnecessary? ✔️
Perfect.
The script walks through text nodes on any web page and replaces:
you → thou, are → art)no way → fie! it cannot be!)Example transformations:
"I'm so happy you're here!"
becomes
"My heart singeth with joy thou art hither!"
*The dataset to do this generated by ChatGPT based on the repo [https://github.com/harsh19/Shakespearizing-Modern-English/blob/master/data/shakespeare.dict]